Strain Review: Coastal Roots Long Island Hot Cheetoz

Making a tsunami sized splash onto the scene in 2024, Coastal Roots has swiftly become a fan favorite for their masterfully cultivated and insanely potent flower. Though established recently, Coastal Roots is the brainchild of a master grower with over 20 years experience growing locally. He mastered his craft under the direct tutilage of an OG Humboldt pioneer that himself was part of the creation and refinement of many cannabis genetics we know and love today. Every strain Coastal Roots produces is eye catchingly beautiful, brimming with flavor, and most importantly packs a Tyson-esque punch that will rock even the most seasoned socks off. 

The first inhale of Coastal Root's Hot Cheetoz catapults the toker into hyperspace within seconds. Euphoria sets in with a touch of energetic excitement soon to be followed by a strong sense of being at ease. Social anxiety is quelled but so is the ability for articulate conversation. Thoughts trail off to have adventures of their own amongst a chorus of giggles while the thinking parts of the brain take a well deserved vacation. Hours later the effects are still very much present but have mellowed into a pleasant but not overwhelming body high. Perfect for experienced smokers that want to have their minds blown straight to Mars without getting too drowsy.

Dense minty green nugs are gently accented by hints of dark purple and flecks of deep forest green that sparkle with a thick coating of crystiline tricromes and light brushing of orange pistils. A cross of Runtz and Cheetah Piss, two evenly balanced hybrids with reputations for high thc content, Hot Cheetoz by Coastal Roots blends some the most desireable uplifting sativa effects with an intoxicating indica punch. Gelato phenos and even one of its parent stains - Sunset Sherbet- are present on both sides of the family of this strain so expect a stimulating but heavy head high that slowly creeps into a relaxed and calming body high. Grandparent Lemonnade lends its sativa dominant traits to boost the europhic and generally happy vibes as well as adding a skunkiness that creates a cheesy flavor when mixed with the creaminess of the gelato heavy gene pool. 

Robust in flavor as it is in potency, Hot Cheetoz by Coastal Roots is incredibly impressive cannabis. Sure to humble even the most experinced smokers, Hot Cheetoz is as exhilarating as it is stupifying. Bringing the best of the west to the east, Coastal Roots is poised to make big moves in the NY cannabis scene.